The cool, cool, AC air

You've probably all been wondering how I've been coping with the recent heat wave.  The answer is, not well.  I'm doing my best to get rid of this fur coat I'm stuck wearing but as hard as I try I just can't seem to shake it all off.  Anyway, if it gets hot enough the cheapskate lady finally puts the AC on.  Let me tell you, there's nothing better than that sweet cold air flowing up under me. I lay on the register to make sure I capture as much of that air as possible.  I've even decided it's best to keep my ball and bone close by so I don't have to leave.  Even if the lady turns it off, I still lay there, just hoping and wishing that eventually the magic cold air will return.

Pardon me, I'm starting to break a sweat, I need to go eat an ice cube.